My four posts from yesterday all show up in Blogger as having been published, yet Blogspot doesn't show any of them.
I guess no further posting until I know Blogspot is updating properly (not that you'll be able to read this until it does).
The FBI has revealed that it has recently foiled a plot by Islamic extremist terrorists to hijack Bill Clintonâ€™s penis and crash it into the red light district of Los Angeles. Whilst details are, at present, sketchy, it appears that a group of terrorists, disguised as young female interns, penetrated security at Clintonâ€™s Harlem offices and succeeded in stimulating his sex drive to dangerous levels. It is believed that their choice of a target on the opposite coast of the United States was deliberate. â€œBy the time theyâ€™d got to it to LA their devilish foreplay would undoubtedly have got Billâ€™s â€˜old manâ€™ fully fuelledâ€�, a Justice department spokesman has said. â€œSuch a release of sexual energy would prove devastating, destroying entire city blocks and shaking LA to its foundationsâ€�. Indeed, it is believed that the terroristsâ€™ ambitions were even greater, perhaps hoping that Clintonâ€™s knob would open up the San Andreas fault, resulting in the whole of California falling into the Pacific. Warnings were issued to those citizens living under the flight path of the hijacked Presidential member - â€œStay indoors and lock up your wives and daughters!â€� Control of the penis was finally wrested from the terrorists after a fierce gun battle with FBI agents, who had successfully boarded Clintonâ€™s skin boat over Nevada.
Bush's Harken Mistakes Blamed on Clinton's Penis
(AP) In a move to fend off questions about the administration's ability to handle the corporate accounting scandals, the White House today placed responsibility for George W. Bush's own previous SEC troubles squarely on the shoulders of Bill Clinton's sexual escapades.
White House: Clinton's penis leaked CIA operative's identity:
Washington â€” The White House said it has reason to believe that an illegal leak which disclosed the identity of a CIA operative was made by former President Bill Clintonâ€™s penis. The operative, wife of a former U.S. diplomat with expertise in African affairs, was apparently named by Clintonâ€™s appendage in a series of encounters with several Washington journalists.
White House spokesman Scott McClellan said that Bill Clintonâ€™s penis â€œhas a clear track record of endangering the national security of the United States.â€�
It should be noted that I am not a Libertarian but I do like some aspects of Libertarianism. However, Libertarianism can't work. Clayton Cramer opined that he watched the TV show Cops just to remind him of why Libertarianism cannot work. You will always have the lowest common denominator ruining it for everyone. Face it, not everyone is nice guy like me.
Libertarianism needs to drop the opposition to all social programs (it’s not practical to oppose public education outright); Libertarians need to stop nominating people who get into shootouts with the police (strangely, they’re not on Cops) or nominating people who die themselves blue from taking magic potions designed to keep the orbital mind control lasers from penetrating their brains; and Libertarians need to adopt a moderate libertarian approach first to get their foot in the door on the political scene. As of now, the weirdos have done the Libertarians in.